“‘Shagged her brains out’, what a ridiculous phrase ‘Shagged her brains out’. I’ll be honest with you, I’ve never shagged anyone’s brains out, at best, I’ve made them forget a novel. ‘Did you enjoy that?’ ‘I can’t remember Catcher in the Rye’ ‘Well bend over baby, let’s get rid of the Gruffalo…my dick is the enemy of penguin classics!’”
– Russell Howard (via laughterneverdies)

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