February 2012
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‘Shagged her brains out’, what a ridiculous phrase ‘Shagged her brains out’....
– Russell Howard (via laughterneverdies)
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unfreshing:
There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
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Why am I just now finding out about Miss Piggy hosting the red carpet at the BAFTAs?
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I got special sauce in my hair. That’s not a euphemism. I smell like a Big Mac.
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random-nexus replied to your post: random-nexus replied to your post: Bacon Shake at…
BACON shake? I can’t… just… you have mine. The guys were eating bacon-flavored chocolate a while back and I just couldn’t. And I loves me some bacon, yo. But that? No. This? OH NO. Lemme know, though, if you have one. Still curious.
They don’t even have Jack in the Box in Florida, which I...
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random-nexus replied to your post: Bacon Shake at Jack in the Box
What the ffuuuu………..? No, please no, tell me this is fake.
Nope. It’s apparently real. The only thing I want in me worse than this is Benedict Cumberbatch.
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Bacon Shake at Jack in the Box
Holy fuck. Sometimes I just really love America.
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The perfect curl.
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I think [the corset] is the single reason that women are less accomplished...
– Elizabeth McGovern
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dubstep is my life
– benedict cumberbatch (via bendybaps)