February 2012
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“‘Shagged her brains out’, what a ridiculous phrase ‘Shagged her brains out’....”
– Russell Howard (via laughterneverdies)
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unfreshing:
There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
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Why am I just now finding out about Miss Piggy hosting the red carpet at the BAFTAs?
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I got special sauce in my hair. That’s not a euphemism. I smell like a Big Mac.
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random-nexus replied to your post: random-nexus replied to your post: Bacon Shake at…
BACON shake? I can’t… just… you have mine. The guys were eating bacon-flavored chocolate a while back and I just couldn’t. And I loves me some bacon, yo. But that? No. This? OH NO. Lemme know, though, if you have one. Still curious.
They don’t even have Jack in the Box in Florida, which I...
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random-nexus replied to your post: Bacon Shake at Jack in the Box
What the ffuuuu………..? No, please no, tell me this is fake.
Nope. It’s apparently real. The only thing I want in me worse than this is Benedict Cumberbatch.
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Bacon Shake at Jack in the Box
Holy fuck. Sometimes I just really love America.
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The perfect curl.
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“I think [the corset] is the single reason that women are less accomplished...”
– Elizabeth McGovern
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“dubstep is my life”
– benedict cumberbatch (via bendybaps)
January 2012
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I was bored and thus this was born.
adubs132:
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random-nexus replied to your post: I’m trying to decide if I’m going to go really…
*hugs* Do what makes you happy.
A new head would make me happy. Have they figured that out yet?
justremovethearrow:
goodmessagepussy:
I’m going to say this once and only once.
Not everything needs to be dubstep.
ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT
“not everything needs to be-“
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WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB
I’m trying to decide if I’m going to go really blonde again or keep it closer to my natural color. I think really blonde. I look better with the hair as a distraction.
Four weeks until I leave for London! Fuck yes.
random-nexus asked: BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you have been given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s always sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. <3 You definitely qualify, bebe. *huggaluvs*
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lorycannotsupinate reblogged your post: When did Johnlock become an acceptable term?
*Shh! It’s far better than Shwatsonlock!*
Holy fuck! Is that a thing too? How have I missed this? Goddamn it.
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random-nexus replied to your post: When did Johnlock become an acceptable term?
I do not like it, Sam-I-Am.
Since that chat, I am seeing it everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
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When did Johnlock become an acceptable term?
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farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...